When it comes to rodents in my kitchen, I advocate the UB40 approach .
Partial to the occasional cocktail? Why not share your enthusiasm for alcohol with the fruit of your loins with Baby, Mix Me a Drink .
The Pancake Day cocktail – an inspired idea!
This little rat (possibly mouse) in my kitchen couldn’t resist the marshmallow I’d left out for him.
Nina Maria Kleivan’s photos of her daughter dressed as various dictators are as compelling as they are shocking.
I’ve always been a fan of the graffiti-covered walls you see in pretty much any rehearsal studio worth its salt. The legendary Enterprise Studios on Denmark Street is decorated with some choice artwork (note the smoking penis in the above photo).
Behold, the Hello Kitty chainsaw . Like an iron-on Simon Weston transfer, it defies logic, but therein lies its beauty.
My stellar rendition of Papa Was A Rolling Stone at Bearpit karaoke is 100% certain to earn me a record contract. If anyone is out there, hey, I’m all ears (subject to a minimum advance of £1,000,000 and a 10-person entourage).
Frankie Boyle’s website is an experience that everyone over the 18 should indulge in.