The staff of The Onion’s A.V. Club encounter several thousand band names a year, whether by receiving albums, press releases or gig listings. Just as it is inevitable that an infinite number of monkeys will pen the works of Shakespeare, you can pretty much guarantee that of these thousands of names, some will be laugh-out-loud absurd.

You can see the full list here, but the best of the bunch must be:

  • The Asbestos Tampons
  • Dyslexic Speedreaders
  • Baboon Torture Division
  • Gay Witch Abortion
  • Statutory Grape


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