Mice – they’re filth! We’ve had problems with the little buggers in the office lately, but we managed to catch one in the bin. This little chap may seem cute, but little does he realise that his death is imminent. Feel free to send in your suggestions as to what we should do with him. Drowning? Squashing? We could set him on fire? Sell him to gypsies? Put him in the microwave? Oh, so many options!
We crushed him in the end. The mouse that turned up a few hours later was stamped to death.