bearpit-karaoke-milan-hawkins.jpg My stellar rendition of Papa Was A Rolling Stone at Bearpit karaoke is 100% certain to earn me a record contract. If anyone is out there, hey, I’m all ears (subject to a minimum advance of £1,000,000 and a 10-person entourage).

I finally had the privilege of witnessing the legend that is Frank Zander last Saturday before Hertha BSC’s final home match of the season against

It’s Include’s 3rd birthday today. My nan’s too (she’s 79). Fee free to post us gifts, money, pornography, darts paraphernalia – we’re happy to receive