Panini won’t be issuing any England stickers for Euro 2008 thanks to the exploits of one Mr McLaren, the hapless imbecile. An entire generation of

Robots – from Metal Mickey to the Smash fellas, they’re always top-notch entertainment. Not unlike wrestling, which, at it’s best, is more thrilling than crisps.

Hammond-hero Jimmy McGriff’s funky fingers have departed this earth. He lay down some proper nasties in his career, and, forgiving a couple of dubious covers