Porsche have made several beautiful, fast cars over the years. Sadly, the Panamera isn’t one of them. This sickeningly ugly automotive beast has four doors (the outrage!), and, inexplicably, they’ve chosen to release pictures of it in brown, furthering it’s likeness to arse discharge.

The Gun Rack Organiser by the implausibly named Stuart Fingerhut is Boss with a capital B, even better than the famous coat rack by Ron Toeshed.

The Ribéry Pink Panther ad - a wonderful idea featuring a wonderful player (trust me, Bayern are pretty dicey without him). They’ll have a job on their hands convincing the average Sunday league player that he should wear pink footwear, but hey, full credit to them for trying.

Jolly nice viral from Nokia to promote one of their cack handsets.

All good things must come to an end.

Fair play to SHS. I don’t understand it, but I like it. Digging that Snoopy skull…

Legendary drummer Mitch Mitchell is no more. His early years of pills, thrills and schlagzeug finally put his drumsticks to bed. High fives big man, rest in peace.

I’ve deliberately cropped Noel Redding out of this picture as he couldn’t play bass and he’s a moody bitch (read his autobiography for more details).

The occupation/war/slaugher/crusade/call-it-what-you-will is bloody expensive…

Dinner is served.

Frederik Peeters’ disturbing “living dead” portraits are guaranteed to amaze and offend in equal measures. His diverse choice of subjects and the sheer quantity of drawings makes his site well worth a visit.

Eunice Rosado emailed to let me know about his jolly nice portfolio. I’d be a right bastard if I didn’t share the love with you, dear reader.

The wonderfully named Ingrid Goldbloom Bloch makes completely impractical lingerie from woven Coke cans, ring pulls and rivets.

Young Boris is the illustrated adventures of Boris Johnson, Mayor of London. Here’s hoping future adventures see him successfully abolish the Congestion Charge, knife crime and colour blind cyclists.

I experienced chess boxing for the first time last night. My life will never be quite the same again. A round of speed chess, some fisticuffs, back to the chess board, a bit more face pummeling - what more could a grown man want?

Yes Bar Berlin has updated its website with more 3D panoramic goodness. Note the addition of Yes Residenz, a surreal hotel (or hostel, army camp, jungle cafe, your call).

Regular readers (all 10,000,000 of you) may remember our last visit to Yes Bar Berlin earlier this year.

After posting about the place twice, I owe it to myself to pop in when I’m next in the city.

“Enjoy it…while it lasts” is a series of wooden ice lollies by artist Tim Berg. Digging the orange, digging the wood, so high fives all round Mr. B.

Creativebarn’s “cassette tape closet” is made from 918 cassette tapes that are individually screwed onto a wooden frame. It’s currently being auctioned on eBay, but as it’s such a big bastard it’s probably only worth considering if you’re in the Netherlands.

Icelandic illustrator Siggi Eggertsson has updated his portfolio, and it’s jolly nice.

A man walks up to a shetland pony and asks:
“Do you have a sore throat?”
The pony replies:
“No I’m just a little horse”

Photographer Julian Wolkenstein has some fun with horses, then talks about it in an in depth interview over at the F STOP.

Mumptown is the combined efforts of John Moores University graduates Ceri Jones and Oli Smith. Bless, they even have a blog too!