We’ve given Jonathan’s website a digital lick of paint in preparation for his second solo album release. The ex-G4 star’s “Forever” is due to hit the shops on 8th October 2008.

Check out the fruits of our endeavours at www.jonathanansell.com

Do you love the reflection you’re greeted with each morning in the bathroom mirror? If so, you’re sure to enjoy FaceWorthy, the social networking site for narcissists.

Having browsed the site for a few minutes, it looks like they’re not short on onanists too…

Lively, currently in beta, is Google’s answer to Second Life. The downloadable application allows you to create rooms, decorate them to your liking, then make and invite friends over. Of course, you’re far better off actually doing these things in real life, but if you have poor personal hygiene and/or no friends you’re sure to find it very rewarding.

This week sees the relaunch of Lambie-Nairn’s brand identity, and Include has helped out by creating a spanking new website.

The focus of the home page is an innovative 3D project showcase that encourages users to click through and view in-depth case studies articles.

View the site at www.lambie-nairn.com.

The official Downing Street YouTube Channel encourages visitors to post video questions to the Prime Minister. Big Gordon has promised on his nan’s eyes that he’ll respond to the most popular questions at the end of June.

I’d like to ask him why he married Geoff Capes…

As expected, the auction giant has turned the feedback system on it’s head. eBay sellers are no longer permitted to leave negative or neutral feedback.

I’d completely forgotten that this change was imminent – I was reminded by this alarming prompt after logging into my eBay account:

Dave Ebay, founder of the auction beastgorilla, was recently quoted as saying:

“Bollocks to sellers. Damn them all to hell! They can suck a faecal cigar from my ass!”

Well, there you have it.

Our latest project, a fully searchable database of the UK and Ireland’s richest inhabitants, is now live.

Find out how last year’s contenders have faired, identify the wealthiest people in your region and more at the Times Online website.

Swedish – it’s all Greek to me, but this viral piece for Tele2 is outstanding.

The Supermundane website has been updated with much niceness. It’s jolly nice – my digital niceometer is registering a solid 8.5. High fives to Anorak for the tip-off.

A man called Ian is selling his life -literally all of it- on ebay, after having split from his wife.
For your bid you get a lovely house near Perth, Australia, a car, a motorbike, skydiving kit, jet-ski, job all of his friends and much more!

The new BBC homepage, launched today, allows users to customise their experience by selecting content and creating garish colour schemes. It’s hardly a new idea, but it’s well implemented, and if nothing else, it’s worth the admission fee for the kitsch analogue clock displayed in the header.

Please note – I despise the term Web 2.0, but as there’s no recognised alternative term that I can think of, I will continue to use it under duress.

This dude… he’s such… well… a dude!

The proprietor of the Yes Bar in Berlin has taken narcissism to a new level with this panoramic website, showing his bar filled with identikit punters, all of whom look suspiciously like him. Genius! Give that man a cigar and a vigorous handshake, he rocks my world more than Rocky’s I to VI.

Ordering RAM is a tedious task, on a par with washing the dishes or peeling a banana for a man with no hands. So, when making an order with Crucial yesterday, upon seeing the obligatory box “Enter any special shipping and handling instructions here”, I asked them for a hand-written poem. As you do…

This morning, I received the following via email:

Good morning Milan,

Sorry can not oblige with a hand written poem so

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
Sugar is sweet
and so are you.

Have a nice day

Kindest regards

Linda

Nice one! Clearly, they’re even more crucial than Delbert Wilkins. High fives and back slaps to Linda (surname withheld because the Internet is a scary place at the best of times).

For the more environmentally conscious of you, the German firm traumkriger (link for the Deutsch speaking among you) has started an interesting project informing us all about water. The project comes with an informative website and a great poster (for only €25 plus shipping).

Lovely!

Five viral microsites promoting the new MTV series Bedroom Diaries have been launched. Production by us here at Include.

www.ipartypartypartyandmisbehave.com
www.itfreaksmeoutthatiquitefancyherbutiquitefancyhimtoo.com
www.inmyreligiongirlsaretotallyofflimits.com
www.isleptwithsomeoneandthecontraceptiondidntworkandbroke.com
www.isitsohardtofindaguythatisntatotalxxxxx.com

You can find out more about the series at Bebo.

Domino’s “Big Fantastic Deal” is a cracking idea! Users can build their own custom pizza, and, when happy with it, proceed to name their creation and submit it to the BFD gallery for other users to purchase.

I’m sure they’ll have a robust swear filter in place, but there must be countless opportunities for ordering dubiously named pizzas. Anyone for a slice of “Grandpa’s Creamy Laminate?”