Nina Maria Kleivan’s photos of her daughter dressed as various dictators are as compelling as they are shocking.

I’ve always been a fan of the graffiti-covered walls you see in pretty much any rehearsal studio worth its salt. The legendary Enterprise Studios on Denmark Street is decorated with some choice artwork (note the smoking penis in the above photo). I couldn’t help but take a photo…

Behold, the Hello Kitty chainsaw. Like an iron-on Simon Weston transfer, it defies logic, but therein lies its beauty.

My stellar rendition of Papa Was A Rolling Stone at Bearpit karaoke is 100% certain to earn me a record contract. If anyone is out there, hey, I’m all ears (subject to a minimum advance of £1,000,000 and a 10-person entourage).

Frankie Boyle’s website is an experience that everyone over the 18 should indulge in.

Mice – they’re filth! We’ve had problems with the little buggers in the office lately, but we managed to catch one in the bin. This little chap may seem cute, but little does he realise that his death is imminent. Feel free to send in your suggestions as to what we should do with him. Drowning? Squashing? We could set him on fire? Sell him to gypsies? Put him in the microwave? Oh, so many options!

Stu Alex likes chicken, but not just any chicken. His obsessive love for Hühnerhaus’ wares has driven him to record this hugely entertaining video.

This photo is predictable, crass, infantile, and, well, just downright silly. Regardless, it’s very sweet!

Ali Beheshti may be labelled an extremist by some, but he’s working such a good look that you can’t help but respect him. Note how Ali’s beanie hat and cloak perfectly match his handgun and steely-grey eyes: it’s no coincidence.

My Slovenian brothers over at myBikini sell some jolly nice pubic beard shaving templates. The ideal gift for ‘er indoors, surely, unless she’s morbidly obese or Goodhew.