Domino’s“Big Fantastic Deal” is a cracking idea! Users can build their own custom pizza, and, when happy with it, proceed to name their creation and submit it to the BFD gallery for other users to purchase.
I’m sure they’ll have a robust swear filter in place, but there must be countless opportunities for ordering dubiously named pizzas. Anyone for a slice of “Grandpa’s Creamy Laminate?”
Apple have consistently rubbished the rumoured iBeardTouch, the combined phone, music player, web browser and beard maintenance wonder-gadget. “It simply does not exist - the whole idea is pure fantasy,” barked Dave Satsuma, Chief of Male Grooming Technology at Apple. However, the following image, leaked to undercover barbers in the Los Angeles underground, suggests the incredible device may actually exist!
“Picture the scene: you’re on the train, listening to Slade, chatting on the phone to your mistress, whilst trimming your precious face blanket - genius!” enthused Alan Key, barber to the stars. “This will make the lawnmower redundant!”
The staff of The Onion’sA.V. Club encounter several thousand band names a year, whether by receiving albums, press releases or gig listings. Just as it is inevitable that an infinite number of monkeys will pen the works of Shakespeare, you can pretty much guarantee that of these thousands of names, some will be laugh-out-loud absurd.
Tim’s reconfigured barnet makes him move at great speeds. This, combined this with his enhanced hunter-gatherer instincts, makes him extremely difficult to photograph. This is the best picture I’ve managed…. so far!
Poo: love it or hate it, you’re sure to release it now and then. If you’re a big fan of poo you’re sure to enjoy Poo Warrior, the incredibly odd poo-themed Flash game. It’s arguably the best poo game on the ‘net, although Catch a Shit is a strong contender.