Porsche have made several beautiful, fast cars over the years. Sadly, the Panamera isn’t one of them. This sickeningly ugly automotive beast has four doors (the outrage!), and, inexplicably, they’ve chosen to release pictures of it in brown, furthering it’s likeness to arse discharge.

The Gun Rack Organiser by the implausibly named Stuart Fingerhut is Boss with a capital B, even better than the famous coat rack by Ron Toeshed.

The Ribéry Pink Panther ad - a wonderful idea featuring a wonderful player (trust me, Bayern are pretty dicey without him). They’ll have a job on their hands convincing the average Sunday league player that he should wear pink footwear, but hey, full credit to them for trying.

Jolly nice viral from Nokia to promote one of their cack handsets.

All good things must come to an end.

Fair play to SHS. I don’t understand it, but I like it. Digging that Snoopy skull…

Legendary drummer Mitch Mitchell is no more. His early years of pills, thrills and schlagzeug finally put his drumsticks to bed. High fives big man, rest in peace.

I’ve deliberately cropped Noel Redding out of this picture as he couldn’t play bass and he’s a moody bitch (read his autobiography for more details).

The occupation/war/slaugher/crusade/call-it-what-you-will is bloody expensive…

Dinner is served.